Whispers and Lullabies
We’re sorry, but you are not allowed to know about the World Government. However, we applaud your curiosity, and we have helpfully forwarded your IP address, Facebook statistics, psychological profile and dream surveillance records to World Government Headquarters. Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently occupied helping other world citizens. Please sit down on the floor with your arms and legs tightly crossed and your eyes tightly closed and a World Government agent will be with you as soon as one becomes available. Thank you for your patience!